January 2011
when parents ask you ...
stephmiranda:
“hey , did you get home safely”
“no i died like four times”
I like to say things like “Don’t worry ma! They didn’t get me! I’m safe again!”
"SUN-KISSED SKIN SO HOT, WE'LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE"
ooglygoogly:
YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY POPSICLE
When people don't understand sarcasm.
When you're in class and the teacher says "find a...
p3nisp0w3r-:
hyliancitizen:
you look at your friend like
and your friend looks at you like
fidhjgfksldkgldfd RILEY
That awkward moment when you're alone with someone...
“So… do you like… stuff?”
Watchfunnyordie:
Just Friends
Or is it something more?
When you close the wrong tab
scrotum-death:
stripedsweater:
milftank:
high-tranceplay:
papakyo:
...
When you're told to wait in the car by yourself...
mengieeexoxo:
